Looking deep into the Northern Sky, you'll see seven stars that cascade across the wild night like some ancient laser. These are the Seven Stars of the Ice Princess.

Throughout history, smokers have made their mark on the world in unique ways. The sky is littered with clusters of stars to which ancient man attached nomenclature and supplied today's world with the accompanying stories. The story of the Ice Princess is a violent one given to us by Norse Mythology. The Ice Princess is best known for drunken brawls and conversely, graceful ice dancing that is still reflected in the Winter Olympics. The Ice Princess can be credited with the invention of the circular ice cube, and the high-pitched tone often heard in the inner ear.

Thin Handsome Smoker would like to thank The Ice Princess for blazing across the blackness of the sky with a smoky chill that signifies the Spirit of the Great Smoker.